Like a lover scorned, my blog is completely unimpressed with my recent neglectful behavior.I used to be so attentive to it's needs, so filled with wonderful flowery language and playful imagery to satisfy it's insatiable appetite for an endless stream of content.
Alas, now our relationship is a mere shadow of it's former glory. Where once the Great Muse bestowed me with many inspired offerings, there is now only dust, mere fragments of a once great promise.
I have tried to make amends, though the whole "it's not you, it's me" line did not go over very well with my blog. I have also tried to coast on my charm, though this is wearing thin as well. The only form of appeasement is through the provision of content.
So then, here I start again... digital signals form words as I type, giving shape to the random thoughts and flights of fancy that consume my mind.
My dear blog, I hope you are happy.....
6 comments:
You must feed the blog or it will rise up against you. You must cater to its every whim or it will run away with the mailman.
Welcome back!
Make a commitment to write at least once a week. That's the minimum the blog allows ;~)
You're still on my blogroll and I look forward to subsequent postings.
Now you've got to start getting back into the blog's good graces - flowers, chocolate or a candlenight dinner are the usual strategies.
Thanks for the comments!
I appreciate the encouragement and reminders that a blog scorned or neglected is indeed a tragic thing - I am actually thinking of starting a foster home to look after the many neglected blogs that are left adrift in cyber-space - perhaps a blog adoption agency would also be in order, find them all a decent home!
It was certainly interesting for me to read that article. Thanks the author for it. I like such topics and anything connected to them. I would like to read a bit more soon.
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