Thursday, March 20, 2008

ORDER NOW!

To celebrate the glorious and mounting profits for multinational corporations during the last 5 years of the Iraq War, The Republicans are offering this special commemorative album for all those loyal Bushies and complacent media types that helped make this economic bonanza possible in the first place. Don't delay, this musical gem could be yours now;


BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL! Order now and you get this FREE set of Ginsu Knives;


There is a better world my friends, and much better music as well. In the meantime I recommend reading the Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein, and grooving to this inspiring and hopeful anthem by Ben Harper;

3 comments:

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Throw in some Ginsu 2008 knives and I'm buyin'.

Dr. Zaius said...

Hee hee! Good one.

Dean Wormer said...

It's not worth it. Even for the ginsu.